RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
when I woke up she was standing in the living room with a bottle of scotch because she is "allergic to hangovers"
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
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the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
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No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
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