just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I can text with my tongue
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
Randomize
