first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
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apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
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July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
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