I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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