awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
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