I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
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I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
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I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
Randomize