talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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