don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
My girlfriend went down on me and as she did she hummed the theme from star wars and pretended my dick was a lightsaber...I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
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he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
She bit a glass in half.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
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I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
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