What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
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