Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
What a dumb baby whore.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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