Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
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