i will never coherently bang her
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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