I think I'm going to be in trouble for sneaking out last night. My Dad saw me drive up this morning when he was leaving early for work.
What'd you say?
I told him I was sleep driving
its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
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