Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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