Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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