dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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