yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
i just woke up to that girl in my doorway. I kid you not. Tan and lime green thong on. peeing on the carpet in the hallway. Then she collapsed. There is a load of towels in the wash. Just thought you should know when you wake up. Gross.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
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