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garbage dick
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you win
um i just realized that some of the people at my family reunion look inbred. thats not a good sign.
hahaha beady eyes set close together? defs inbred.
my dads cousin just put a cig in his dogs mouth and says, "look its a commercial for newport!" holy hell i hope im adopted.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
Also I think I drunkenly signed up to be an uber driver or something because they keep emailing me to fill out a background check
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize
