My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
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They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
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I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
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