i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
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some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
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I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
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