you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
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She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
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She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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