do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
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