how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
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