On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
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Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
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We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
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