that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
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This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
The bar has bullet holes in the ceiling, and the country singer had been playing drunken weezer covers. A man just bought me a beer on the grounds that I 'have his back' in a fist fight with a stranger texan. And, yes, the bartender is wearing a sherif's badge
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
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When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
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