Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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