I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
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