it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
Get my husband this drunk again I will rip off your balls off with my bare hands and then cut them up with a dirty axe like fish bits. Do you understand me? DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?! See you at breakfast, FUCK FACE. I'll shove that bottle of Jamison so far up your ass you'll still be praying in 2020 you can take a shit! Seriously, you make it hard to be your best friend.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
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