Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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