Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
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