i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
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