"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
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