Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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