Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
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Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
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Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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