You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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