Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
i just made my gag reflex go away.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
We're too hungover to prance.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
Randomize
