ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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