Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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