Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
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