capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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