Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
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