I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Today I ate a sandwich and half my molar fell off, feels like a semi sprayed into my jaw.
I wish i was spraying into your jaw.
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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