Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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