Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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