He looked me in the chest and said "I think I was visited by the titty fairy last night"
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
is that a dick in a sweater?
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
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