sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
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okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
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I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
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