i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
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When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
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All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
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