Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
Randomize
