This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
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