Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
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Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
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she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
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