yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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