did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
Randomize
